Anything I can do so you go all out against me and not hold back, like offering you a consolation price IF you win or egging you on beforehand? What do you suggest so you don't ease up on me? I want to be treated like a ball of yearn played with by a cat.

all you have to do is say that

Ask me things about wrestling, down jackets, modeling, fighting, shiny tights, pro-wrestling. . etc