Top 5 Reasons Why Pro MMA Fighters are Like Prostitutes
Body: What do these professional entertainers have in common?
5. They wear skimpy outfits to work.
4. After they hit 40, nobody will hire them.
3. Their profession is illegal in nearly every state and country.
2. They insist on being paid to do what everyone else does for free.
1. Messing around with them can be hazardous to your health.